Month: February 2017

Jason Day in Casualty Ward will Miss WGC Event Next Week

For such a young bloke, Jason Day seems to be dealing with health issues that are generally associated with those of us in the geriatric set. No, we are not talking about writer’s cramp or bladder control issues. The former is entirely a fictional malady, whilst the latter is not…Read More

NASCAR Tweaks Racing Format to Include Points for Trying

Today is the Super Bowl of American motorsports, in a sense, discounting the Indianapolis 500, as the Daytona 500 will be contested today in Florida. It is NASCAR’s biggest race of the season, despite being the inaugural event of the season. It is the race that defines NSCAR drivers in…Read More

Sharks Seek Hooker, Eel Brothers Vie for Playing Time

Cronulla Sharks Captain Paul Gallen has publicly declared that he would prefer to see Jayden Brailey get the nod to be Cronulla’s number nine in the first round of the 2017 NRL Telstra Premiership. Brailey filled the role in the World Cup Challenge and is of the proper mind-set to…Read More

Lewis Hamilton Frets for Future of F1 as Liberty Media Takes Over

It took quite a few dollars, 10 billion of them to be exact, for Liberty Media to purchase control of F1. They immediately deposed long-time czar Bernie Ecclestone and will try to breathe new life into the sport, which is in need of refreshing, if the assessment of Mercedes driver…Read More

McIlroy Permanently Tarnishes Image With Florida Practice Round

Have ye no shred of self-respect, man? That is the legitimate question for injured Irish golfer Rory McIlroy, who managed to patch his fractured rib enough to play a round of golf in Florida on Sunday with the Clown in Chief of the U.S. “He probably shot around 80,” said…Read More

Sri Lanka Bashes Aussie Bowlers to Take 2 – 0 Series Advantage

Tourists from Sri Lanka are behaving poorly, taking a final ball victory over Australia in Geelong yesterday in Twenty20. Asela Gunarate smashed 37 runs in the final two overs for a miraculous victory. He was also the hero of the game at MCG on Friday night, taking 22 runs from…Read More

Grant Hackett Struggling With Personal Issues Needs Support

It’s sink or swim time for Aussie Olympian Grant Hackett, with it appearing that it is more of the former and too little of the latter of late. One day ago, Hackett was arrested following a domestic disturbance at the Hackett family home. At the police station, he was causing…Read More

Hindmarsh Tips Tough Times for Sharks in 2017 NRL Competition

If the Cronulla Sharks were to fail to make the finals in the 2017 NRL Telstra Premiership, after taking the crown last season, it would not be the first time a champion has experienced a steep drop following a banner year. It happens in every code and with almost predictable…Read More

Dockers Select 2015 Brownlow Medal Winner Fyfe to Captaincy

If a new captain can right the ship that was last season’s Fremantle Dockers wreck, it would seem logical to conclude that the selection of 2015 Brownlow Medal winner Nat Fyfe would be the right choice. The question remains, however, can Fyfe stay on the ground? Various maladies have found…Read More